We try yet again to cheer Simon up while he tries to find a new job. This is in fact our third attempt to get him some work in two weeks as Simon has a lot of trouble with alarm clocks and he loves his sleep. Furthermore it's like getting blood out of a stone attempting to open this young man up to new ideas and finding how to make him happy.
One thing Simon has no problem with however is ejaculating on cue. We think this chap will always get by in life while he has something that impressive in his pants – but what is he meant to do with the other twenty-three hours and fifty minutes in the working day?
