im only supposed to be a secretary but ive taken it upon myself to get very close to my boss. he's let me kind of take over. doing much more than filing paperwork and answering phones. I even know his favorite meals, what smoothie he likes every day and have access to all of his accounts. one night I confess that I have uploaded incriminating messages that ive forged between us to his work drive and will send them out to everyone in the firm if he doesnt listen to me. I don't want a raise. I want you. and once im done with you, you're going to want me too.
