Let's take a few moments to reaffirm your decision to participate in Locktober this month. It's not like you were getting any pussy anyway, right? EVER.
You're looking at lifelong virginity, so obviously, you may as well lock it up. Some people are just... better... than others, in every way. You are at the bottom of the food chain; a true beta bitch! So jumping on the pussy-free locktober bandwagon won't be a problem for you, will it?
