You’ve heard of bisexuals, homosexuals, demisexuals, etc…. But you don’t really fit into any of those categories, do you? No, it’s clear you’re a member of a completely new subtype of sexual orientation: GOONERSEXUALS. lolololol. I’m sure it might be hard to accept your fate but I’m here to help you! I’ve played a pretty big part in getting you on the GOONERSEXUAL spectrum, haven’t I? You just can’t help yourself. When you see me on your screen you know it’s time to GOON.
