Part 1:
Sometimes a cute babe appears that pushes the "envelope" of sluttishness to new levels previously unknown to Man. A babe you would DEFINITELY NOT take home to meet Mother! Yes, if Jeni were a mountaineer (and a bloke) she'd be Sir Edmund Hilary or if she were an astro physicist, with Motor Neurone Disease, she'd be Stephen Hawking. She bravely teetered in her high heels into new realms of sluttishness and in my opinion should hang her head in shame at her behaviour. I hereby, by the power invested in my position as Jim Slip award her 11/10 for sluttishness! Next week she gets even worse!
