We've connected on a dating app, and go for coffee. The whole date ends up being a huge mindfuck for you - you have no idea what's going on behind these gorgeous brown eyes! Do I really mean what I say? Am I the toxic, controlling girlfriend you've secretly always longed for, or am I going to ruin your life... or both?
I'm far too beautiful for you to listen to your gut - I am a walking red flag, but those alarm bells in your brain are simply not loud enough.