Sometimes I dream of a reality show thats just Ellie_K for IFM. Its called that, and the only premise is that we just follow her glorious self around, with our big cameras - not filming, ever, except when shes ready to have a wank. I just dont want to miss a thing, when it comes to Ellie. Moments like these, her toes, splayed so intensely she might come apart, her voice, telling us shes coming are just par for the course with her.