Are you one of those dudes who always carries a camera around? You love taking pictures of your girl, too? Even when she gets kinda fed up with you? You push her, too...don't you? Meaning you'll carry your video camera into the bedroom, hoping, maybe one day, that she'll let you roll while you guys do naughty things? Oh sure, she'll ask you to stop recording, or not to turn it on at all...but it's a half-hearted "no". Sure enough, pretty soon she's down, and you're making your own homemade porn movie. She'll make you promise not to show your buddies, and you'll agree -- with your fingers crossed behind your back.
