This year I've decided to be incredibly gracious and give you the gift of spoiling Me. Normally you'd be dreaming of spending the holidays with a girl as hot as Me, and now you finally have the opportunity to have a slice of My time and attention. Of course something like that doesn't come for free and you'll have to give up your Christmas to make mine better. It's all worth it for those two seconds of usefulness before I continue with My cash-filled Christmas.
