Your mother, the senator's wife, has just been called to the principal's office because you've been caught masturbating all over the premises. You've been growing a lot lately, and you just can't seem to help yourself. Being the son of a senator, it's important that this sort of information doesn't get leaked to the press. Good thing your mother knows how to be fairly convincing. She might even convince the principal to take over your "medical needs" in the future.
