When I said I have a hand kink, getting impaled on a 13" finger isn't exactly what I meant, but ok...*closes eyes and opens legs*...oh, is it all the way in? Yeah uhhh, this toy was surprisingly easy to hilt and properly fuck, considering I mostly got it as a hot meme...it didn't give me the same deep thuddy pop as my other fav toys, since it's pretty tapered (it's a fucking scaled-up lifecast finger, duh) but I was def able to up the thwack factor (thwacktor) by just slam-fucking it harder (an all-purpose problem solver). I was also able to cum twice while fully impaled on it, sooo all in all, I enjoyed this toy a lot more than anticipated :3 I hope you guys enjoy this video too! (also the Ghost Pop Tape playing at the start was totally unintentional but very fitting for the abomination)
Timestamps:
• Intro: Show-off + sizeups + measurements
• 6:25: Hilting facing the camera + hands-free orgasm
• 15:08: Deep squat-fucking
• 29:10: Vibing my clit to cum while impaled
• 30:52: Turning around to hilt facing camera again
• 34:47: Hole show-off + decomp
