"Hey babe, I got us something to play with..." I don't want to be rude but, well, your dick is kind of small. Like, really small. I love you and everything but I deserve to be stretched out and fucked by a decent sized cock. Is that rude? Probably, but I don't really care. I'm gonna fuck myself with this toy while you watch and stroke your pathetic little dick. Your cock is literally half the size of my dildo! I feel kind of bad saying this but honestly I've been dreaming of cucking you with a toy for a while, just so you can see how your cock will never be able to satisfy me.
