I've got a small camp and bait shop not far from the reservoir. Bill's Bait. You never know what kind of trash will come by, so I keep a knife handy, spending my hours whittling. I make all sorts of useful things to poke inside of whores. You see, I go fishing every now and then, but not with a hook and pole. I fish for whores.
I never met a cunt that wasn't a whore in some way. That means it doesn't take long to snag myself one. I go for pretty, young whores that are sweet and soft. And they scare up easy, like a gaggle of crows. So they end up being a lot of fun.
Better than TV.
