"I remember finding my mom's back massager in the cupboard, and I was like, oh, this guy could make life easier... I would also hump the bed, I humped everything, I'd hump the floor, the wall, my pillow on my bed, the sink, my bag of marbles, my teddies, I was humping everything... One day I decided that I'd have to have an orgasm to... Every single song on my mom's cds. So I had something like 20 or 30 orgasms, each song just humping the ground"
