Who's in the mood for cookies? I decided to whip up a batch, but you know I have to make them with my own secret recipe... It all starts with the right cookie dough, but the right dough doesn't mean shit if you don't mix it right. So, I did what any good housewife would do when she's baking cookies... I put the dough deep in my ass, mixed them up, then squirted them out onto the baking pan to get ready for the oven. Of course, I had to try them when they were done... MMMmmmm!
