Look at you, planning to be home alone for yet another Valentine's Day! What a LOSER! Lucky for you, you have ME to watch. I'm better than any girl you would EVER get in real life anyways. That's why you are going to spoil ME this Valentine's Day, as I'm the best thing going on in your pathetic life right now. It gets you off turning your wallet inside out just to make MY Valentine's Day 1000X better than you could ever imagine yours being.
