Greetings, mortal man. It seems you have succumbed to the devil's grasp, & find yourself in need of a little... erotic direction.
I see the desires that consume you, the lust that burns within you, & I am here to give you the ultimate release.
First, remove all of your clothing, leaving your body exposed & vulnerable. This is the time to embrace your carnal appetite & let go of any inhibitions.
Next, summon your infernal companion, the one you call your hand. Place it on your throbbing erection & let it begin the ritual of self-pleasure.
Envision all the sinful & forbidden acts that you crave. Let the images of naked bodies, voluptuous curves, & dripping flesh fill your mind. Let the heat of your passion rise within you.