I found out you were on this APP tinder and I thought it was so funny. Lonely losers with little dicks who can't get laid use that app. Do you wanna get fucked??? I bet you do, LOL!
I wanted to make fun of you in person... and help you get off, ok??? It's just that I have a little surprise for you. I'm gonna stroke you off till you pre cum.. and then make you lick it off the end of a dildo!
Then I'm gonna fuck your hole till you spurt out the rest of your loser cum and make you eat the full load, LOL!