You men are so silly. All I have to do is leave out treats, fail to mention they're cursed, and you greedy little piglets gobble them up without a second thought. JOKE'S ON YOU TODAY, PIGGY! You're going to shrink down down down, until you're just a speck! My teeth will be bigger than your new little body. I'll even be a generous clown and give you a close-up look of my chompers... it has been quite some time since I had a tasty little morsel like you... and I'm afraid I AM rather hungry... hmmm...
