So there I was last Friday night hanging out with my new girlfriend, Riley Jean, and her family. Her Mom, Andi, wanted everyone to sit around and watch some stupid movie that Grandpa wanted to see. It was the worst movie ever and my girlfriend wouldn't let me cop a feel so I decided to take measures into my own hands. I pulled out the magical Orb that I had found on my adventures to east Asia and I used it on the entire Family. The Orb worked like a champ and Riley,Andi, and Grandpa were under my control. I proceeded to make Grandpa watch me shag his family. He cheered me on and ate popcorn like it was nothing. When I was finished having fun with them I made the girls get dressed and we went back to watching the stupid movie. They had no idea what had happened
