Hi new patient, welcome to sexual therapy- in this session we will try and diagnose your porn addictions: your excessive masturbation- and what makes you want it the most- I myself was previously in porn- so I understand the kind of hungry men- I think you're the perfect candidate- in fact I bet there is nothing wrong with you- other than your love of a sexy woman. Keep your mind open- and trust me; I'm the Doctor-I'm here to care for you. I have your best interest at heart.
