For every loser goonbot trying to grasp at any bit of my attention they can get, the jerk junkies who are infatuated and obsessed with me, and those who are simply desperate for anything--here's your choice of gooner fuel today. Who knew being ignored would turn you on THIS much? But I guess you're used to it, being ignored by pretty girls and perving for my tight body. Are you a good boy and love Me?
