Sometimes life is easy when I dare to ask. I matched Paola and Tinder and from the catholic cross she was wearing around her neck I had a hunch that she was a real slut. So I just texted "Hey Paola, cute face. Can I fuck it with my 9 incher this afternoon?"
She immediately said yes and invited me over to the back alley behind her apartment building. This girl has class!
When I arrived she was waiting on her knees and didn't even bother saying hi, so I got right to it. Of only all my Tinder matches were that efficient ;-)