Silly, mindless drones blindly follow what authority tells them to. They put their hand over their heart and pledge allegiance to a piece of fabric, never even bothering to think for themselves. Do you really have any loyalty to this country? I didn’t think so. It’s time that you devote your life to a more worthwhile ideology. It’s time that you fully devote yourself to me, to serving Goddess Farrah Reign. To gooning and stroking into oblivion. This isn’t an addiction, no. This is a lifestyle. This is the beginning of a new you, a drooling gooner that pledges allegiance to my rule, and my superiority.
