You’ve been a highly distracted student all semester, you must know that’s why I’ve instructed you to stay after class. What is the issue, and why do you keep excusing yourself to the bathroom every thirty minutes? Ah, a bit of a masturbation dilemma. Well, I have the solution for that which will keep you at your desk throughout the day. No more getting up… you’ll sit tight and clean up your mess for your hot teacher.
