Rachel Starr is having a hellish day at work. The phone's ringing off the hook, and the guy who normally washes cars has gone missing. The boss tells her to get her buns outside and start taking care of the wash jobs, which she's not happy about. After she's almost done with the first car she's got a splitting headache. The boss chides her for resting, then leaves for lunch. She faints, and dreams she's a porn star making a video about Manuel Ferrara rescuing her from a car wash job.