My lords, my ladies of the Reality Kings court, I present to you an incident from the life of the adventurous Voodoo. The Sure-Bangs-Alot knight of the round mound booties has come back to the table wielding his trusted Sexcalibur sword to tame the monstrous curves of Sophie, the fan favorite fair maiden who has returned for more monstrous mashing of her monumental mammaries and colossal keister. Her royal rump was left drenched in sweat and rosy from the perpetual pounding. All hail Reality Kings.
