Honey, because your penis is as tiny as it is, I need to start seeing other people. And if you happen to get in the way of that, I will have to take action - and that may include telling all of your friends that your dick is ridiculously small. You don't want Me to have to do that, do you? Well, then - start accepting that your woman is now going to get fucked by other men. Men with big, fat dicks.
