Put yourself in Branden's shoes. It's late at night. You've had a long day at work. You're horny AF. The strip club would be just wat the doctor ordered. Seeing phat juicy asses shake, watching them bounce, feeling them jiggle...that's how you want your night to end.
But who trying to get dressed up, drive across town, stand in line and then try to get the stripper with the biggest booty's attention while she dancing on everybody else??? All that shit will def kill your vibe and make you SICK.
That's the dilemma Branden has. Usually logging online and watching Camgirls does the trick, but Branden wants to feel something...different tonight...
