Ficus found a great place for me to do my taxes and agreed to meet me there. Chloe, the accountant, freaked out when she saw some of the things I was trying to write off. She asked what I did for a living and I told her I was a sex consultant. I noticed she was stressed from all the extra work during tax season and offered my services in exchange for hers. She did my taxes Pro Bono once she rode my boner.
