I know you must have called Me over here for a reason. You have that look on your face like you want to sniff My butt. Well, today is different - you're NOT allowed to sniff it. It's way too stinky today and I would totally be embarrassed if you were to take a whiff of My stinky hole.
I'll let you look at it, but don't you dare sniff it. Ew, is your cock getting hard right now?! is it because you can smell My stinky butthole??!!