Pippy Mcgee, I have a feeling that you just made the best argument for environmentalism that I've heard (seen?) in a long time. Any detractors would do well to watch Pippy, and wonder - if you cut down all the trees, where would the pretty girls go to masturbate? A bed simply cannot always replace a glorious forest, detractors. No, the message is clear - save the trees, and you save millions of beautiful orgasms, right along with 'em.
