My gran would turn in her grave at the shameless antics of modern girls! She would have screamed, "Bring back the birch!" at this week's girl, Pamela. She turned up at chez mois, wearing no more than a tiny gold bikini, heels and a denim jacket. To be honest I was shocked that she would flaunt herself in public in such a manner! I am sure many retired colonels would have gladly put Pamela over their knees, pulled her bikini bottoms down and given her a well deserved and very sound thrashing! I would also imagine those same colonels would have also been unable to resist the temptation of shovin
