"So today you have come to get fucked!"
"Yep. That's me!" Kurt said.
I was excited. I really like Kurt and his cute accent and I really wanted to see his ass get plowed!
"How do you feel about that?"
"Excited," he said. "Ready to get going!"
"Really?" our camera guy said, verbalizing what I was thinking. "But you're straight."
"Yeah," Kurt said, laughing. "I know."
"Have you ever had anything in your butt before?"
"Um, no," he said. "Not really."
"Not a girlfriend's finger or anything?"
"No, just my own finger."
"When was that?"
"I think you told me to do it the last time I was here!"
Kurt and Paul both broke out laughing. I think Paul was getting his kicks out of listening to Kurt's rationales!
