"Alright, I want to tell you guys a juicy story from the weekend. I was at an after party, at this guy's house. Were on the dancefloor and everyones around us and were just making out, pretty hard. He ended up grabbing my pussy and I was groping him, we were getting pretty out of hand so I suggested we should go to his bedroom. Were hooking up, blah blah blah, and I pull down his pants, and I see the biggest penis I have ever seen in my entire life..."
