One afternoon while mall shopping, I wandered into a lady’s clothes store. A cute little saleslady approached me and introduced herself as ELAINE. She was very sweet and with a very easygoing attitude for someone in sales. The more that we spoke, the more ELAINE opened up; so I stuck around while she told me her life’s story. Born into a wealthy family, attended the best private schools, rich daddy wanted her to be a lawyer, but she didn’t want to, so she dropped out of college and got engaged to be married. She left her fiancée last year because he couldn’t keep his dick out of other girls. Now ELAINE is single and works in sales until something better comes along. ELAINE told me that she is sick of her boring life: go to work at 10:00, home to her apartment around 6:00, walk her dog, TV dinner, and then to bed, wake up and do it all over again the next day. So I explained about COHF, and I saw her eyes twinkle and she said that she wanted to try the COHF lifestyle. I told her "Okay", but on the condition that she let us do her in the store during her boss's one hour lunch break. View THIS WEEK’S RAY GUHN MAGAZINE to see ELAINE’s initiation into the COHF family. Enjoy!
