Ron won't stop pestering me while I'm trying to study for my OWLs. Ron's a complete moron who'd rather fondle his wand than revise for an exam, but for me, this is very important. I also know from Harry that Ron's been talking about me incessantly. He must fancy me. Still, he keeps prodding me and I snap. Petrificus totalus! Suddenly he's frozen and I can get on with my reading. An irresistible thought comes into my head, coupled with the desire to punish him for being so irritating. Impervio! Now I can have him do whatever I command, literally under my spell, at the flick of my wand. I can have him punch himself in the balls, jerk, and politely say “thank you, Hermione.” Even better, there’s a particular spell I’ve been curious about and now is the perfect time to find out. I’ll place him under an enchantment so that he won’t be able to cum until I feel like removing it, which definitely won’t be until AFTER exams!
