I mean, you're not completely gay. You jerk and stroke and rub your cock to photos of me, getting off to Princess- but that's only because you can't get any pussy! Really, let's be logical, if you were able to convince some mediocre, gross chick to get in bed with you, would you even know how to fuck her? NO! Save yourself the embarrassment and just sit tight, stroke to Princess, let me make you my own little personal Bi-bitch......
