It must suck having to lie about who you are to get laid but I suppose thats the only way. Today, I feel bad for the poor girls that fall for your lies AND I'm in the mood for a laugh.. So you are going to complete a task for Me. Get your thinking cap on, freak. you are going to make a totally truthful dating profile to show the world who you really are. And I have a couple of *special* tasks for you so you can really feel the pain of being yourself. Get ready for some real humiliation and rejection, loser!
