I was walking around town and overheard a conversation between two college-aged dudes. In short, a rabbit costs $8.78. The rabbit eats hay at 1.5 cents per pound. After eating two pounds of hay, the rabbit produces one pound of manure. And rabbit manure costs - mind you! - 50 cents a pound! One haystack and one rabbit yields a profit of 300 dollars. If you buy a herd of rabbits, you'll have a secure old age, the lads reasoned. What's my point? The city is full of people who want to get rich. Like that girl with the beautiful smile and the nipples sticking out through her clothes. My pockets are full of money. So why don't we spend some time together before I find another option?
