My mutt is so lucky that he gets to work hard each week to earn the opportunity of having a dinner “date” with Me. Lately I’ve only been feeding him my leftovers, so tonight I decided to do that on our “date” as well. He got to have the amazing view of my yummy ass in his face while I devoured every bite of yummy pizza, and prepared his meal. Before using his throat as my sewage pipe, I was nice enough to tease him with some farts as an appetizer.
