I've never been good at making friends. And I don't like doing new things. So when I moved to Phoenix with my Step-Mom I wasn't very happy about it. It was so hot all the time and everyone I met was stupid. When I wasn't at school, or the gym, I was hiding in my room playing video games. I didn't blame her for getting a divorce. I know it was Step-Dad's fault, and he's an asshole anyway... I don't know how or why it happened. Maybe my Step-Mom saw my browser history, maybe she knew I spied on her changing sometimes... But I don't really care because something awesome finally happened. And I've changed my mind about trying new things, I think my Step-Mom and I are going to be just fine all on our own.... ***Starring Parker Swayze & a REAL creampie from her step-son***
