Dear Kiera, thank you for your recent audition. And congratulations on being a new mom! Unfortunately the producers decided that despite your excellent anal sex performance, and the enthusiasm for the adult industry and Let's do it!"-spirit during the casting, they are unable to hire you without first getting a tummy tuck and breast augmentation. There is no need to call or text me anymore as they will not change their minds. I know of a good plastic surgeon who will accept payment in food stamps, lmk if you are interested. Sincerely - Rick."
