"Yesterday I masturbated in first class, in the seat on the way home from Bangkok. I shouldn't have done that, considering it was broad daylight. So in first class, you can lay your seat down into a bed, and they give you a blanket. So I had my little earphones on and my pillow... and then I just slid a hand under, with my blanket on. So it looked like I was sleeping with my headphones on when I was actually playing with myself. It was fun."
