Are you straight? we asked Alan.
"Yes."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?"
"Today?" Alan replied with a big smile.
Lane, who was next to him, laughed.
Further putting Alan on the spot: "What's your favorite position?"
"It's not real personal," he replied. "But having my partner face down and ass up... just the ass slightly up. That way you can hit it from the top."
"Decline doggie," Lane explained.
"Yeah," Alan said. "See! He knows!"
